Size 1 Monster
Power: 2000 / Critical: 2 / Defense: 3000
■ When this card enters the field on your left or right, put up to one «Astrodragon» item from your deck into your hand, and shuffle your deck. Then, if you do not have an item equipped, you may equip an item from your hand by paying its [Equip Cost].
Oh, pattern 28… seems like a dumber approach was chosen.